Tuesday, June 18, 2013

bohoSingles: I love the way you Snap.

The dating game ain't lookin' good these days. It's a tough market out there. Thank you iPhone, Android, Samsung Galaxy and every other smart phone for stripping the chivalry right out of our generation. Let me tell you boys and men, nothing screams 'knight in shining armor' like a dick pic via SnapChat. Dad, if you're reading this, I'm sorry. I didn't ask for that photo, nor did I send anything that might warrant a Johnson shot. It was given to me free of charge. That's what the dating game has come to: a 10-second long, digital photo (in very poor quality, I might add) of your suitor's member. Call me old-fashioned, but it'd be awesome if every guy knew that picking up the phone to call a lady was hot. I don't care if you can't think of anything to say. Hey! A quiet guy. That's even hotter! Hotter than your muscles. More sexy than being the life of the party, which is totally overrated anyway. Trust me, it's all fun and games until you get ignored for an entire evening while your date juggles bowling pins on his unicycle. I guess that's what happens when you only chase the hot, charismatic ones. Dangit. But they're just so pretty...!!! I digressed. So, to all of you sweet, loving, understanding, prince charmings of the world, your phone comes with a keypad. Use it.
Oooooh yeah. Can't wait to take you home to Dad...

Now THIS is acceptable. Seriously. Hilarity is always encouraged.

He's picking me up for our first date...

Now this is crafty! SnapChat score: 10/10

Love always,
Grace for bohoBlack


  1. I feel your pain sister!! The dating game is rough! I have come across a lot of douche bags lately!!

  2. So funny and SO gross! aint nobody got time fo dat!!

  3. I am just so glad that I have my beautiful Beverly at home.

    1. Your beautiful Beverly is a lucky lady!!! I love you guys!