'What's this thing back there? A molar?'
'Banana eating contest. GO!'
'I win!!!'
Me: Please don't choke.
'Now give me your Jambox so I can try and shove that down the hatch too.'
'Just kidding!'
'I'll eat more bananas.'
Meanwhile...
Mo was trying to figure out why his onesie was on backwards while also channeling his inner Chris Farley.
Later on that day...
Officer: Sir, I'll need you to pull over...
Dax: Say what?
Dax: Screw you officer.
Officer: Sir, you've been charged with drinking and driving. Sir, I'll need you to remain in the vehicle!
Dax: Officer, do you know who I am? ...
I am a young Picasso...
I get chauffeured around with hot chicks...
My GRANDMA is hotter than your wife!
I follow the million second rule and I never get sick...
Here, let me spell it out for you...
Aww yeah baby.
~The End~
Love,
bohoGS
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