Thursday, May 8, 2014

Top 10 Reasons Why Houston Should Draft Johnny Manziel

To Whom It May Concern:

Please for the love of Houston and the sanity of Aggie fans everywhere, DO NOT f%&K this up! 

Here are the top 10 reasons why the Texans should draft Johnny Manziel:

1. He is full of team spirit...!! 

2. He is focused!

3. He is a PETA activist. (See Texans handbook Section III. Article 5. Must love dogs.)

4. He'll never pull a Sterling. Johnny loves taking pictures with everyone, especially Houston rappers. #slimthug

5. His friendship with Drake epitomizes the kind of love we are all searching for... 'Just hold on [Johnny]...we're goin' home.'

6. He has great taste in women. Remember Johnny, one good girl is worth 1,000 bitches!

Hey...how'd that get in here!?

 7. He's a true sportsmen. Johnny for the finger roll!  

We all know how this play ended. For those of you scoffing, Johnny says... 

8. He supports the arts. He's actually snapping his fingers in applause, y'all. #artsyfartsy

9. He would make a great president.

And finally... Number 10.... 

10. He looks damn good in red. 

Now bring Johnny home.

In Texans We Trust,

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