Random Tuesday Night at The Bert's........

Tonight poor Driscoe was asleep on the couch with a 101 fever by 6:30.  A bug has made its way from the DeVon house to the Bertillion house, which for us, is totally par for the course.  

Fortunately, Donovan has avoided this bug, and besides a little discomfort from teething he has been his normal happy self.

While big brother was snoozing, Donovan crawled his way into Driscoe's room, a place where he is usually forbidden (along with every other kid under age 3), and went buh-nana's.  I sat and watched quietly as he checked out every single toy, tried on the Spider-man mask (with my help), and just thoroughly enjoyed rummaging around in his big brother's room.  

I remembered doing the same thing in Sarah's room when I was little, except I would leave with her dirty clothes and wear them to school the next day. Nighty-night!

#weirdmiddlesister

bohoBoolie

Sleep with one eye open, Driscoe.......

You did it Donovan! 

Now clean up that mess and get out before he wakes up.

Always a bohoBridesmaid, Never a bohoBride

Oh. You all thought this was going to be about me, didn't you? Jerks. That's it, I'm bucketing all of you with creepy Uncle Patrick*. There's one in every family. He always takes one too many photos: "That's right. One more. Different angle. Right there... Yep. Got it." His hugs always last a little too long, and he is the king of awkward exchanges regarding my love life, or lack thereof. 

I wonder how many times, over the course of the weekend, I will hear, "You're next!" *insert awkward dance move and soft shoulder punch* FML.

Or, after looking at all three of my nephews, he will ask, "Ready for one of your own?!?!" Yeah. Sure. Right after I choke down this Johnny Walker Black neat I'm going to browse Pottery Barn Kids for baby furniture. I hate you guys. This is about Sarah.

Since everything in this family's a competition, 1st place bridesmaid award goes to Sarah Salinas with 13 (THIRTEEN!) weddings! Bitch. And since this is my own blog post and I can be completely inaccurate, I call bull$hit on 80% of those friendships. Look ladies, don't make your bridesmaid lineup when you're drunk and roofied at a college party by your frat boy fiance. And if you're wondering where Jules and I stand in this competition I can tell you that we are lagging. I've been in three weddings (all were non-roofied decisions) and Jules has been in zero because nobody likes her.

Still, Sarah's bridesmaid skills are pretty impressive. In one wedding she went from pinch-hitter to MVP. Sarah Salinas was a stand-in! 10 years later her and the bride are best friends. In fact, this woman is now standing in Sarah's own wedding this Saturday. Ah, how I love happy endings.

So while everyone is soaking up the wedding bliss and slow dancing to 'The Power of Love' by Celine Dion, I'll be dodging awkward conversations by the punch bowl. Come find me...

Love,
boho#1BridesmaidGrace

*Some names have been changed to keep me from looking like a complete jerk and you can't read this anymore bc it's too small...aaaah!

Wild Belle - Music Monday Magic

Elliot and Natalie Bergman are the brother sister duo that make up Wild Belle. They make me wish Joe had been better at playing the saxophone (yes he played the saxophone) and I could sing.  Their music is mellow, fun and  soulful.  On top of that, I cannot get enough of their style or Natalie's dance moves.  

Check out the link below and when you get to 2 minutes 'ol girl starts breaking it down groovy white chick style (yes that's a style).  bohoJC could rock that move like no one else I know.  

Hope you enjoy, and if you do, come stalk them with me!

Instagram - Wild_Belle  &  Natalie Bergman

Tumblr - wildbellemusic.tumblr.com

Love,
bohoIMGETTINGMARRIEDTHISWEEKsarah  xoxoxoxo