HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIE BOOLIE!

Boolie,

I love you sis. You know, it's really difficult to think I can give you anything for your birthday that might top the new life that is growing in your belly. I guess after all this time Daron finally learned how to beat us sisters to the punch! 

What I can give you is a giant reminder of how much I love you. 

In honor of your 30th birthday, here are 30 different ways that I love you more than you'll ever know:

1. I love the way you drop the hammer on Joe's friends when they are being stupid.

2. I love the squinty STFU-eyes that you give me when I'm drunk and talking too much. 

3. I love how you still love depressing music but you're never sad. 

4. I love how you are fiercely guarded around new people, yet you are the biggest lover once you've done a full background check. 

5. I love how you'll come veg out on the couch all day, with your family in tote. 

6. I love how you stay so calm when your son is projectile vomiting all over the living room...and in your hair and down your back. 

7. I love how you still have Daron completely p***y whooped after all these years...and when y'all wear matching clothes.

8. I love that you like me a little more than you like Sarah. 

9. I love how you slam on the brakes when you see a cop...even when you're not speeding. Because you never speed.

10. I love how you elongate your extremely loud burps by opening your mouth super wide.

11. I love watching you be a mommy.

12. I love watching you try not to laugh when you're scolding Driscoe. 

13. I love how you always have corn dogs.

14. I love how you are brutally honest....especially after you put a few back. 

15. I love how your nostrils flare when you laugh really hard.

16. I love how clear a dance floor with a stinky fart, and then blame it on Joe's friends.

17. I love how you don't kick my ass when I tell embarrassing stories about you. 

18. I love how you resemble Grandma Murdock. 

19. I love your nose ring.

20. I love how you are always down for McDonalds.

21. I love how you eat 15 french fries at a time.

22. I love how you make the best gag face when you're grossed out.

23. I love how you give people the stank eye, even when you don't mean it. 

24. I love how you invite me over for Saturday morning pancakes, and then make me more when I show up an hour later.

25. I love how you're addicted to frozen pickle juice.

26. I love how you always smell so good.

27. I love how you always forge your siblings names on people's birthday cards when you know we've forgotten to get a gift.

28. I love how you wipe your nose upwards with your palm and then keep running your hand through your hair.

29. I love how you are so trustworthy.

30. I love how you always let me use your toothbrush. 

(OK I went for 31!) 

31. I love how you inspire me to be an amazing woman.

I hope you have the happiest birthday, week, month & year, Julia! We love you so much.

Love Always,

Your bohoBaby Sistah